Position: Sitting on my ass (pregnant roller-girl off on maternity leave!) otherwise a would-be blocker

Height: 5′6″ off skates

Distinguishing Characteristics: Big round belly, fangs, and random “meep” noises

Likes: Bamboo and practicing my cross-overs

Dislikes: Walls

Injuries Sustained: Mainly off-skates, although there was “The Wall” incident

Bio: What’s black and white and red all over? VP after she’s sunk her teeth into you. Pandas are docile creatures but this one was bitten by a radioactive bug- known as Roller Derby and is coming to a track near you soon. Be afraid. Meep.